they look us dead in the eye while holding this sleepless and ragged high school trigonometry teacher gently in their hands like a baby bird and say “he’s 27″ they design this intensely middle-aged-looking doctorate-holding forehead wrinkled physicist protagonistĪnd then at some point decide no actually he just got kicked off his parents’ medical insurance and yet they outright refuse to physically de-age the model or even erase his prominent forehead wrinkle. Valve’s creative choices in the half life franchise are hysterical.
